2007年9月9日星期日

真凶竟然是...

"老公, 我们的车哦, 在车牌旁边有漏油哩!"
"哦, 再观察看看"

"老公老公, 又漏油了哩!"
"奇怪, 有时漏, 有时又不漏, 多两天要拿去service, 才叫他们查查看咯"


第一间 workshop (非华人)

"Boss, no leaking lah, the bottom of your car dry lah!"

"oh, dry is because the maid just washed the car, but we both saw the oil dripping down the bumper twice already!"

"serious ah? what color is the oil?"

"clear color, yellowish! "

"clear color ah??"

"yeah yeah, the color macam kencing lah"

After the mechanic used his fingers to touch the aircond compressor

"oh, boss, I know already, it's your compressor that is leaking!!" it gone!"

"huh serious ah! how much huh?"

"The OEM one is RM1,800 and the original is RM3,500!"

2nd Workshop, so called Dr Air Cond (非华人)

"My car has some oil stain, right next to the number plate, can you check what's wrong with it ah"

"I can't see any leaking lah, but if it's front bumper, most likely is your compressor is leaking lah Boss! But I need to check first!"

"oh ok, so the worst case scenario, how much is a compressor?"

"oh, the original one is RM1800, it's better to get a original one lah! If the compressor is still ok, then we service it lah, servicing the compressor cost RM450!"

"oh ok lah, i will send my car here tomorrow then"


"老公, 在还没有拿去修之前哦, 不然拿给多一家看看"

3rd workshop (华人)

"老板, 帮我看看我的冷气有没有问题, 有漏油"

"没有问题啊, 漏油是怎样漏?"

"就是从车牌旁边漏下来, 滴到地上都有一小堆油"

"没有可能啦, 滴到那样哦, 很严重了哩! 冷气哪里还会冷!"

"真的, 两次了, 一次是车牌的左边, 一次右边"

"你肯定是油啦, 你家有没有养狗?"

"没有, 一只动物都没有! "

"如果要换 compressor 哦, 多少钱哩?"

"原装的是千多块啦"

"哦, 这样 hor, 不可以 service compressor 么?

"没有听过有compressor 可以service 的哩"

"hmmmm......."


第二天早上

"老公老公, 你看门旁又有油迹哩! 夷! 可是, 这边离冷气那么远, 怎样会漏到这里来呢?"

"哎哟, Choi Choi Choi!!" 老公, 原来不是油, 是隔壁家的猫尿啊!!! 天啊!"


注:当晚的晚餐是: 砂煲波斯猫

2 寄语:

CW 说...

HAHA, this is too damn funny! CAT URINE!!!

~小女人~ 说...

砂煲波斯猫好吃吗?宫保会不会好点??